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Armando and his Neighbor

Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?"  "No," says Carlos. Armando asks, "Do you like a woman whose teets hang almost to her knees?" "No," says Carlos. "Well, Carlos, would you like a woman whose heeps are so mucho grande?"  "Caramba! No, amigo!" Carlos replied. "Theen tell me why," asked Armando, "do you keep screwing my wife?!?"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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The Three Stages

The "tri" stages of sex in marriage:
1.Tri-weekly
2.Try-weekly
3.Try-weakly

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Anonymous

It's A Ladybug

A customer was sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall that seemed to be moving. He called it to the bartender's attention. He glanced at it and said, "It's a ladybug." After a moment of stunned silence the customer said, "Good Lord, what incredible eyesight you have!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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