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First Night Back

One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the living room. We talked for a short while but then things got hot. In the midst of a kiss, I noticed her little sister in her nightgown watching us from the doorway. "If you'll be a good girl and go to bed, I'll give you a quarter," I said to her. Without taking the bribe or saying a word, she ran off but soon was back again.
"Here is a dollar," she said. "I wanna watch."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families
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Looking Im-potent.

This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he shows up in a limo, and he's sitting in the doctor's office in a rented tuxedo with black tie. The doctor says, "I've done a lot of these, but I've never seen a limo and tuxedo before. What's the story?" To which the fellow responds, "If I'm gonna BE im-potent, I'm gonna LOOK im-potent!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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My Girlfriend Is Smokin'

Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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