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3 Viagra Pills

A guy goes to his doctor and says,"Doc, I have a problem."
"My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."
The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."
The man says, "You have a deal Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor asks, "What happened?"
The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Acne and A Catholic Priest

Q: What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: pnukala21

Gay Irishmen

Q: Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen?
A: Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmike.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: BigRed