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Sex Karma

A cheap tourist in a south of the border town known for prostitution picks up a hooker. After paying her, he drives off, shouting back, "El dollar, counterfeito!"
The prostitute smile and shouts back, "El syphilis, originale!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes)
Anonymous

General Drug Store

A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?" The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered, "Do you mean to tell me that Pussy Treats are meant for 'cats'?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Secret Magazines

One day Mom was cleaning Junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, "What should we do about this?"
Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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