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Blonde And Halogen

Q: What's the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?

A: They both get screwed on the front of cars.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Cheap Whorehouse

This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He buys a the cheapest prostitute named Sandpaper Sally. As they start to have sex, Jim screams, "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Sandpaper Sally!" Sally scoots out of the room. Five minutes later she came back and Jim attempts sex once again. "What the hell happened?" asks Jim, "This is the best sex I've ever had!" Sally replies, "Oh, I just picked my scabs."

Categories: Gross Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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Blowing Bubbles

Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?" "I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles." He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me guess? You were blowing bubbles too?" "No, I'm Bubbles."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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