Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

So She Would Love You

Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says, "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God replies, "So she would love you."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes)
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Why Women Live Longer

Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Someone has to stick around and clean up after them.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles
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Kiss Me The Way You Used To

A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, "Darling, embrace me the way you used to when we first got married." He did. "Now kiss me the way you used to..." "Now darling, bite me the way you used to." At this point the husband got out of bed and the wife said, "Where are you going dear?" "To get my teeth, dear," the husband replied.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes , Old Age Jokes
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