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Iraqi Military

Q: What are the Iraqi military rules of engagement?
A: If it doesn't move, hide behind it. If it does move, surrender to it.
Iraqi Military Motto: I came I saw I took my American truck and drove home. 

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Horny Dog

Q: How do you get a horny dog to stop humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and start sucking his dick.

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Elephant In Ice Cream

Q: How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?
A: You get very lumpy ice cream!

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