Q: When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
A: Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips!
Q: What is a computer's first sign of old age?
A: Loss of memory.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Q: How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What's a light bulb?
Mario's Favorite Fabric
Q: What's Mario's favorite fabric?
A: Denim, denim, denim.