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Head Nurse

Q: When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?

A: Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips!

Old Computer

Q: What is a computer's first sign of old age?

A: Loss of memory.

Hiding E-mail

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Amish Lightbulb

Q: How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb?

Mario's Favorite Fabric

Q: What's Mario's favorite fabric?

A: Denim, denim, denim.