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Scottsmen With Kilts

Q: Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
A: The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.

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Happy Pit Bull

Q:  What has 4 legs and 8 arms?
A:  A pit bull in a children's play area.

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Elephant and Poodle

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

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