Difference Between Sex and Golf

Q: What's the difference between sex and golf?
A: In golf, a bad hole won't kill you!

Got Nuts

A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, "No, ma'am." She says, "That's alright... do you have any dates?" He replies, "Ma'am, if I don't have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?"

Inflatable Sex Dolls on the Beach

Q: On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll?
A: Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.