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Santa Can't Have Children

Q: Why can't Santa have children?
A: He only comes once a year.

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Trip to San Francisco

Q: Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays?
A: The lesbians got there lickety-split, while the gays where still packing their shit.

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Hitler Abstains

Q: Why didn't Hitler drink tequila?
A: Cause it made him mean.

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