Frat Boys Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Frat boys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 11 - One to hold the lightbulb, and 10 to drink until the room spins.

Computer Sale

Q: Why did the musician sell his computer?
A: Not enough gigs.

French Horn Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?
A: A goal post that can't march.
Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.
Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?
A: Put your hand in the bell and miss a lot of notes.
Q: How do horn players traditionally greet each other?
A: "Hi. I did that piece in junior high."
Q: How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section?
A: Have them miss every other note.
Q: What is the difference between a french horn section and a '57 Chevy?
A: You can tune a '57 Chevy.