Why They Call It the Wonder Bra
Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went!
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray.
Q: What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
A: An elephant in an elevator!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.