Riddles

Over 2000 logic riddles and answers, brain teasers and clever riddles. Set your filter level and LOL with your friends.

Naughty Claus

Q: Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Claus?
A: Because she was a Ho Ho Ho.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Female Vampires

Q: What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
A: "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Gross Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Cat Tracks

Q: What happened to the cat with 16 lives?
A: He got run over by a 4x4 truck and died.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
Written By: harrison