Religion Jokes

How Did You Do That

Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?". "Oy vey, Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a flood last week." "So, Morrie," whispers Abraham "How do you start a flood?".

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Anonymous

The Pope and the Rams

What do the Pope and the Rams, both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome, have in common?
They both feature 3 million people saying,  'Jesus Christ!'

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Anonymous

WWJD

I found a wallet the other day. Being the Christian that I am, I said to myself: "What would Jesus do?"
So, I turned it into wine.

Anonymous