Religion Jokes

Spot The Difference

A very old, but respected man walked into a local tavern. He looked around at the decor and realized it was the holiday season. He saw his neighbor, drunk out of his mind. The old man stepped up to the neighbor and asked him a question, "Jack do you know what difference between the baby Jesus and your wife?" "No," replied the drunk man. "Well the baby Jesus slept with a jackass one night, your wife sleeps with one every night."

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Anonymous

Upholding The Cloth

A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable. So he met with her one day and began slowly warming up to her. "Oh, my child," he said, "your dress is most lovely." "Thank you, Father," she replied. The radio was playing and they danced a little as they talked. "Oh, my child," said the priest, "your conversation is most lovely." "Thank you, Father," said the prostitute. Finally, the priest sat her down and said, "Oh, my child, there is one thing I have against you." And the prostitute said, "Yes, I know, Father. It felt it while we were dancing."

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Anonymous

Insulting in Church II

How to be Insulting in Church: Always try to be half a line ahead of the vicar, and always be as loud as you dare in the responses.

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