Typical Jewish Mother

My mother is a typical Jewish mother. Once she was on jury duty... They sent her home. She insisted SHE was guilty.

Jewish Student at Catholic School

A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school. While there the boy came home from school and studied every day. At the end of the marking period the boy got straight A's. So his parents ask him, "What motivated you to do so well in school?" He replied, "When I saw that guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they weren't fooling around!"

Friday Food

Q: What kind of fish does a priest eat?
A: Nun!