Religion Jokes

Mr. Tea

Q: How does Moses make tea?
A: He brews it.

Anonymous

Belfast Taxi

An American guy goes to Belfast and the taxi driver at the airport asks him if he's Protestant or Catholic. Guy says he's jewish. The cab driver says, "Oh, I understand." A minute of silence passes and the driver asks, "So are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"

Submitted BY: paraouji

Jew Praying to God

A Jew having no children, no money, no home and a blind mother, prays sincerely to God to improve his life.
God is very pleased with his prayer, and grants him one wish, just one!
The Jew says okay God, thanks, my one and only wish is - 'I want my Mom to see my wife putting one hundred million dollars worth of diamonds around the neck of each of my 5 children, in my Rolls Royce parked next to our 2 Ferraris and 2 Lamborghinis near the enclosed heated Olympic sized swimming pool of our new 50,000 sq.ft. bungalow in our 50 acre property in Beverly Hills.'
God: Damn it! I still have a lot to learn from these Jews!

Anonymous