Candy for Jesus

Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

Pope and Lawyer

The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator to heaven. When they arrive at the gates, there's a mad rush of angels, saints, and other holy people on their way to greet them. When they arrive, they pick the lawyer up on their shoulders and carry him off cheering hysterically. The pope is deeply saddened. St. Peter sees this and goes over to him and says, "Don't feel bad. We get popes in here all the time, it's not every day we get a lawyer."

Polygamy And...

A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper, "The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife; this is called polygamy. We believe in having only one wife, this is called monotony"