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Q: What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
A: He had his first taste of Christianity!

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Why Men Go to Heaven

Q: Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?
A: Because if they all went it would be hell!

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Related To The Devil

A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared. He was menacing and threatening and the entire congregation started to flee the church except for one old man. When the church was empty the devil went up to the man and asked "aren't you afraid of me, I'm evil incarnate, the most horrific being in the universe and will most likely torture you!" The man replied "You don't scare me, I've been married to your sister for 35 years".

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