Relationship Jokes - Woman Criticizes Man

Change my Number

The phone rings, woman answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair."
Woman replies, "Yes I do, he's watching golf, who shall I say is calling?"

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Grab Him By The

Treat him like a flower...grab him by the stalk.

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Candles

Q: Why are some married men like candles?
A: Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not.

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