Relationship Jokes - Wedding Jokes

Wedding Night

The wedding night should be like a good chicken meal, a little bit of breast, a little bit of leg... and a lot of stuffing!

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Melon Love

Q: Which melon will never run away to get married?
A: Cantaloupe

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Food Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Middle Aged Newlyweds

A middle aged man and woman fall in love and decide to get married. On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite and the bride says to her new groom, "Please be gentle... I am still a virgin." Startled, the groom says, "How can that be? You've been married twice..." The bride responds, "Well, you see it was this way: My first husband was a psychiatrist, and all he ever wanted to do was talk about sex." Catching her breath, she continues, "My second husband was a stamp collector, and all he ever wanted to do was... Oh God, I miss him!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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