Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Paying the Price

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

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Finished!

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

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Marriage in 1, 2, 3

Marital Logic: 1) Marriage is an institution. 2) Marriage is love. 3) Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

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