Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Henry VIII

Q: Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
A: He liked to chop and change!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Breeding Problem

A Soviet woman comes to a gynecologist and complains: "Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now that I'm married I can't get pregnant." "Well" said the doctor, "It's possible you don't breed in captivity!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Grenade -Riddles

Q: What do a woman and a grenade have in common? 
A: Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Categories: Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes)
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