Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

The Doghouse

You are master in your own house - the doghouse!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Out Of Town.

Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?
Husband: Yes, but she was out of town!

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Poor Man to the Pub

A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.'' The woman replied, ''Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?'' The man replied, ''No, I'm turning the heat off.''

Categories: Money Jokes (Poor People Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Bar Jokes
Anonymous