Some Horse-Play

The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk clerk. He said he wanted the best for they were on their honeymoon. The clerk asked the man if he wanted the bridal. "No," he said, "I don't believe I'll need it. I'll just grab onto her ears and hold on 'til she gets used to it."

Going Through Hell

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

The Bored Woman

A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and you'll get some loving tonight."  The equally bored husband, wishing to avoid any kind of sex at all replies, "An elephant". The wife says, "That's close enough!"