Relationship Jokes - Divorce Jokes

An Arkansas Divorce

The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.  "Why so glum, Chum?", asked the kindly stranger.  "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Arkansas Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes)
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Cyclones

Q:  Why do they name cyclones after women?
A:  Because they start off as little blow jobs and end up taking the whole house!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Riddles
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You Be the Judge!

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.  The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.  The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification.  After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied, "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Judge Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes)
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