Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Blonde Dating

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Expensive Date

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Anonymous

Paddy's Roses

A romantic Irishman named Paddy picked up a dozen valentines day roses for his girlfriend. He made a surprise visit to her house and rang her bell. When she opened the door and saw Paddy with the roses she smiled and gave Paddy a big kiss. Then she pulled Paddy into her apartment, seductively got undressed, sat on the couch and spread her legs wide. She said, Paddy, this is for the roses. Paddy said, Don't be silly, you must have a vase somewhere.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
Submitted BY: Stephanie B