Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Lady Tattoo

My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Anonymous

Attraction

I consider myself somewhat of a pussy magnet...
...but with my recent luck I think the polarity is wrong.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Anonymous

Date Creep

Man: To make a woman laugh is the second best method to get her to sleep with you.
Woman: And what is the best method?
Man: Chloroform.
Woman: You are funny!
Man: Good choice.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Girl to Guy) , Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes)
Anonymous