Relationship Jokes - Cheater Jokes

Can't Quit Cold Turkey

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Trying his best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy dear, can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Piss Your Girlfriend Off

Q: How do you piss your girlfriend off when your having sex?
A: Call her up

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Cheating Signs

Q: How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
A: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Riddles
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