Relationship Jokes

Grenade -Riddles

Q: What do a woman and a grenade have in common? 
A: Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Categories: Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes)
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Halloween Costume Party

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his dick. The wife gave him a weird look and then the husband replied "If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator".

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Sex Like A Convenience Store

Q: Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
A: There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning?

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes
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