Relationship Jokes

Marrying Young

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20. Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girl could be dangerous, even fatal. Grandpa, not the slightest bit perturbed replied, "Oh well, if she dies, I'll just get myself another one."

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Wrong Side of The Cage

You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

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New Argument

Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says afterwards is the beginning of a new argument.

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