Relationship Jokes

80 Years Old

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."
The priest said, "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"Because I'm telling everybody!"

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Anonymous

Shouting During Sex

Two friends in a Bar: JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex? JOE: Er..., when I clean myself off with the curtains.

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Anonymous

Wedding Rings

Q: What is the meaning of calendar dates inscribed on the inside of Men's wedding rings?
A: "BEST IF USED BY"

Submitted BY: DG