Relationship Jokes

Hoyle on Marriage

My marriage is like a game of cards.
It started out with two hearts and a diamond, now all I want is a club and a spade.

Anonymous

Inseparable

Me and my wife are almost inseparable, why just last week it took four state troopers and a dog to tear us apart!

Anonymous

Insider Trading

My friend said he loves his prostitute girlfriend for what's inside her.
So do about 200 other men.

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