Relationship Jokes

Her Body is a Temple

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today!

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A Happy Man

Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?
A: Who cares!!!!

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Cheating Man

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

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