Relationship Jokes

Open-minded Insult

Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?

Categories: Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Anonymous

Dying Husbands

A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! I hope you don't mind me asking, what happened to your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?" "He also ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband." "He died of a broken neck." "A broken neck?" "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes)
Anonymous

West Virginia Romance

The West Virginian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car. "Want to go in the back seat?" she asked. "No," he replied. A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?" "No," he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (West Virginia Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Funny Thoughts (Stupid Insults) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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