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Marriage And Death
Q: The difference between marriage and death?
A: Dead people are free.
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Dinner Invitation
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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Responsible Husband
My ex-husband was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually responsible for it.
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