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Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
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Pack Your Bag.
.A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
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Marriage And Death
Q: The difference between marriage and death?
A: Dead people are free.
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