Relationship Jokes

Pack Your Bag.

.A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things!  I just won the California lottery!"  Martha replies,  "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Marriage And Death

Q: The difference between marriage and death?
A: Dead people are free.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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Dinner Invitation

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

Categories: Food Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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