Relationship Jokes

Second Chance Attempt

A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife sneered in reply, "Over my dead body !"
He downed his drink and replied, "Well, I see you haven't changed one little bit."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes)
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Anonymous

Pre Wedding Blow Job

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, "Why do you look so excited?" The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me." The bride waits at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on her face. Her maid of honor asks, "Why do you look so excited?" The bride replies, "I just gave the last blow job of my entire life."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
Anonymous

Digital Love

Dearest Dad,
I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know, I am in Australia, and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook and had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of a relationship through Viber.
My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes and a really big wedding. Lots of love and thanks. Your favorite daughter, Lilly
THE RESPONSE
My Dear Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool! and a big whatever... I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay for it all through PayPal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell his sorry ass on eBay!
Love, Your Dad

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
Submitted BY: RK