Going Through Hell

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

2024 Super Bowl

IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED... A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2024 Super Bowl, both box seats. He paid $11,500 each. It comes with ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner and $400.00 bar tab. Also a backstage pass to the winner's locker room. He didn't realize last year when he bought them, it would be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St Paul's Church, in Orlando at 3 pm. Her name is Ashley. She's 5'4", about 115 lbs, and a great cook. She loves to fish and hunt. She'll be the one in the white dress. 

Wedding Night

On their wedding night, the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that before undressing, he snapped off the light. Once he was in bed, he unzipped his pants and handed his member to his bride. "That's thoughtful, darling," she cooed, "but we'll need the light if you want to write thank-you notes ."