Relationship Jokes

Related To The Devil

A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared. He was menacing and threatening and the entire congregation started to flee the church except for one old man. When the church was empty the devil went up to the man and asked "aren't you afraid of me, I'm evil incarnate, the most horrific being in the universe and will most likely torture you!" The man replied "You don't scare me, I've been married to your sister for 35 years".

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Hot Bath

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

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Smart Phone Trouble

My girlfriend texted me "helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative"
Anybody know what "ternative" means?

Anonymous