Remembering Anniversary

Q: What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?
A: Get married on his birthday.

Great Trade

One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!"

Honeymoon Over

Groom: "Dear, we've been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We've been in our apartment now for nearly a month. Isn't it time we were alone?"
Bride: "But darling, we are alone, aren't we?"
Groom: "What I mean is, when can we get your mother out of here?"
Bride: "MY mother! I thought she was YOUR mother!!!"