Relationship Jokes

Food Alert

Q: What food can diminish a woman's sex drive by 90%?
A: Wedding Cake.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Food Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Curious

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?" Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn't be here." Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said. To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Anonymous

West Virginia Hick Marriage

Two West Virginia hicks get married and spend their honeymoon in a local motel. Right before they consummate the marriage, the women says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin." The man is visibly upset and storms off to his family's home. He tells them what happened and his dad says, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (West Virginia Jokes)
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