Relationship Jokes

Immature Wife

My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks my little boats!

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Forgive or Not?

My wife told me she was coming home at 9 but came back at 5  and caught me with another girl
Should I forgive her for her lie?

Anonymous

Scotland Lard

A man walks into a bar and notices two fat women.
They had obviously been drinking a lot, and were speaking loudly with heavy accents. After an hour he becomes annoyed with the noise, walks over to them and asks, "I'm sorry to interrupt, but are you two ladies from Scotland?"
"Wales, you idiot!", shouts the fattest one.
"I'm sorry," he says. "Are you two whales from Scotland?"

Anonymous