Relationship Jokes

Throw Yourself Into Work

When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself." "Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran off and left me too, yet I'm happy." "How?" asked Joe. "Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work do you do?" "I clean out septic tanks." Joe replied.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Gross Jokes
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Yo Mama - Wedding Ring

Yo' Mama is so fat, she needed a hula hoop for her wedding ring.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
Anonymous

Chinese Detective

A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so when he left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective to investigate. A few days later, he received this letter:
Most Honorable Sir,
You leave house, he come to house. He and she leave house, I follow. He and she go to hotel, I climb tree to see. He kiss she, she kiss he. He strip she, she strip he. I play with me, I fall out of tree, I not see.
No fee,
Chen Lee

Categories: Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Anonymous