Redneck Jokes - You Might Be a Redneck

Redneck Explosion

You might be a redneck if you light a match in the bathroom, and your house explodes right off its wheels.

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Redneck Reception

You might be a redneck if...
...it's easier to rotate your home than your TV antenna.

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Star Spangled Banner

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

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