Redneck Jokes

A Rock Solid Defense

A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client. "Now, Ladies and Gentleman of the jury," concluded the lawyer, "you've looked carefully at the defendant. Can you sit there in the jury box and honestly believe that if my client had ANY whiskey he would sell it?"

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88 Rednecks

Q: What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy?
A: A family reunion.

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Redneck Visitor

Q: How do you know if a redneck has been in your house?
A: All your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant.

Categories: Redneck Jokes , Riddles
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