Racist Jokes - White Jokes

Is Eve an African?

Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!

Categories: Religion Jokes , Racist Jokes (White Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes)
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Submitted BY: Kwame

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Categories: Racist Jokes (White Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

No Swimming

Q: Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
A: Crackers get soggy when wet.

Categories: Racist Jokes (White Jokes) , Riddles
Written By: macacaeatstacos