Two white men walk past a police station. On the wall is a poster which says, "Two black men wanted for rape." One white man says to the other, "They always get the best jobs!"
Is Eve an African?
Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A: A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT
Q: Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
A: Crackers get soggy when wet.