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No Reflection

My sister's college room mate, who isn't very keen on sports, commented on the shoe polish streaks under the player's eyes.

She said, "I just don't get it, what do those black things even do?"

I replied, "Well, play football, mostly."

Pearly White

Q: Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

A: Because they never use them.

Puerto Ricans

Q: What's the difference between a pizza pie and a Puerto Rican?

A: A pizza pie can feed a family of eight.

Bus Over

Q: What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A: A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

Cliff Diving

Q: Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff?

A: Tequila!