The Lone Ranger and Tonto Riding
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the many canyons when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds of indians! They start to spur their horse forward when they realize that there are hundreds of indians ahead of them. Wheeling to the left they, once again, see hundreds of indians rising from the hill. They begin to back away in the direction from which they had come and they realize, they are surrounded. The indians had spread out. They were trapped. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto, his life long friend, and says "Tonto, my friend, I think I must say that I have treasured our times together, but now, I think we are doomed!" " We?" replied Tonto. "What's all this we, Paleface!?!"
Q: What do you call a black pilot flying a plane?
A: A pilot, you racist.
Cross Between Puerto Rican and a Pollack
Q: What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack?
A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.
Slowest on 80 Wheels
Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
Chinese and Mexican
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A: A car thief who can't drive!