Blonde at Soccer Stadium
Q: What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?
A: She drowned in the Mexican wave.
A Black Guy In A Bar
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks up and says "where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies "Over in Africa, there's millions of them !! "
I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday.
All Fridays matter.
Two black guys come upon a new store that claims to have a machine that will turn them white for 10 dollars. The first black guy has a 20$ bill with him and the second only has a 5$ bill. So the first black guy says, "How about I go in and use the machine and then ill come out and give you my change?" They both agree on the plan and the first black guy proceeds to go in. About 15 minutes later, the guy comes out completely white. He has a nice Rolex Watch, and a business mans suit on. The second black guy that had been waiting says, "Oh my God it worked!! Can I get your change to get mine done?" He responds "Get a job nigger"
I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.