Q: What do robots and black fathers have in common?
A: Nuts and Bolts.
I shop for shoes the way black men hit on women. It has to jump out and grab me.
Black Pregnancy Test
Q: How do black women perform a pregnancy test?
A: Insert fired chicken leg into vagina, hold for 30 seconds. Remove and inspect. If a bite is missing, there's a little nigga in there.
Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.
Q: What should you yell if you want to break up a Black Lives Matter rally?
A: "Hey Daddy!"